It’s All about the Pentiums

It’s All about the Pentiums

(my remix of the Weird Al’s song)

It’s all about the Pentiums

What you want to do, what you want to be

Slacker, hacker, ICQ chatter, cracker, Yahoo Chat Yacker, thinking about getting a Hewlett Packard

 

I got me 300 Gigabytes of Ram

My T1 line really spits out the spam

Upgrading my system 3 times a day

I was never afraid about Y2K.

 

I got a DVD-rewritable just the other day

It’s recordable, storage able

Heck my USB hard drive is even portable.

 

You think your Commodore 64 is really neato.

What kind of chip you got in there? A dredo?

Using a 286 ha don’t make me laugh

Your windows boots up what in a day and half.

If you can put your whole entire hard drive on a floppy diskette then you’re the biggest joke on the internet.

 

My new Dell computer has the pops, it rocks

But it was obsolete before I took it out of the box.

You say had your desktop for over a week, throw it away man its an antique.

Computers a month old, that’s great if you could use a heavy paper weight.

 

10 million items selected, every drive inspected, no virus detected.

While your computer is crashing mines multitasking.

I have flat plasma screen, 4 feet wide, I just blown your right out of line.

Take an hour to send a fax? Where did you get your CPU? In a box of cracker jacks??

In a 32 bit world, you’re a 2 bit loser.

You know I’ll always beet you, if I ever meet you, I’ll Ctrl + Alt + Delete you.

It’s all about the Pentiums.